It's the start of the NCAA Tournament! The least productive days of work in America.
You've earned it. Winter was cold and hard and now it's time to celebrate.
Every year, I'd take these days off, forget about work, and just bask in the glory of collegiate bball. I'd probably not shower, eat multiple pizzas, and crack a beer at the first tipoff. Recently I'd even set up multiple TVs and laptops so I didn't miss a second. Like I said, every year... except this one.